This is a guest post by Amos. He is 3 years old. He dictated and I acted as amanuensis.

Once upon a time there was a little chicky baby who went to the dance hall. Then the ball, then a bat. Then a cat. Bat cat, who was a little chicky.

This one what you were to a b c.

Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmm.

Ball ball ball. Ow ow. Hoo hoo! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo! Bad guy clock.

I think that’s enough.